AIMLESSLY UNBALANCED

Franklin , Tennessee - Jay Johnson's first gig in front of the camera pretty well sucked. Only because of it's humor value , was his first appearance kept in this film. Some how , he managed to bribe the Director to get another chance at acting. He convinced them , that he truly was their next great "Find" in the unknown world of Kung Fu Fighting and he knew more about oriental fighting than that other loser , Bruce Lee. Let's watch Jay Johnson in action , one more last time , shall we?

Franklin , Tennessee - how many people remember Jay Johnson? How many of those people remember his bid to become a great and famous movie star? Here is a clip from his first gig ass an actor , pretending to be his usually normal , plastic , same ole himself , standing beside the world famous Bruce Lee. Only problem is , this is how "Good Ole Boy" JJ , normally acted anyway. (Yes , even in the bathroom)

Franklin , Tennessee - with the ever continuing and constantly upward , spiraling growth in the numbers of po' people now living in Williamson county , verses the ever continuing and constantly upward , spiraling growth in hungering for entertainment , found pulsing in today's rich folk's blood , how much longer will it be , before the rich start buying licenses to hunt US down for their sport and entertainment?

And that's just for supporting the escalating costs in the FSSD system , Greek columns , judge benefits , pay raises for The City Administrator and his cronies , more horse barns to house the additional BullShit , additional battlefield acreage to cover the damage and dead bodies , green fees , police officer attitude improvement programs and other Silly Assed Bull$hit needing government funding a$$i$ted program$.

THE TENNESSEAN claims they are not responsible for advertisements in their paper , BUTT , they don't mind getting paid for helping advertisers cheat their readers and subscribers.

This stuff is crap. I've been studying pain for the last 10 years and if you have pain issues , I can give you a cream formula that will get at it and I'm not asking you for money in return. I'm just asking that you get better (even tho we both know it won't happen , we can still keep our smile , right) P.S. -when you ask , keep in mind , this cream is not cheap and insurance WILL NOT pay ! Also , there is only ONE place in Franklin (that I know of) that can competently make it.

YES , YES , and YES again. You will need a doctor's script to acquire this particular cream I'm talking about. I've have talked about this cream before in past postings.

QUESTION - Why do I need a script?
Answer: Because this is not the JointFlex kiddie stuff made for children. This cream formula I'm talkin 'bout is a REAL pain go getter. I kid you not. (no pun intended)

I've learned thru being in real pain , if a cream type pain reliever does not require a doctor , then the betting odds are , it most likely WILL NOT WORK. (for those who want to bet , the odds are 99.5 to .05 in my favor) There are several good feeling ingredients , that these companies use , to put into these so called pain relief creams , butt they will not relieve the pain issue. These ingredients are the stuff commonly found in creams like this , that do not require a doctor script. So , if you've got money to waste , here's a solution to your burdening , money problem worries. (I know for a fact , there is a difference between feeling good , and getting pain relief)

This stuff advertised in THE TENNESSEAN is pure garbage. Remember , real doctors don't prescribe this stuff because they know it does'nt work and also , they are not going to put their reputation at risk (and besides , companies like this won't give them a cut of the action). So why should you buy it? This statement alone should tell you something. If you want the formula , just ask. I have given my friends with arthritis a go with this and afterwards , they all have trodden off to their doctor for a script. Again , I'm not asking or looking or even expecting money (although a simple thank you would be nice). Having 24/7 pain is no fun for the family and even less enjoyable for you.

Note: since posting this , the number of received requests for the formula is rather surprising. I need your name , email contact and why you are asking. Thank you , Jerry

Franklin , Tennessee - for those people who refuse to see the possible truth in Revelations , this is the last week for tax exempt status quo pick up on your extra trash. If it doesn't fit into your official Jay Johnson Regulation Trash Bin (or JJRTB for short , patent pending of course) , all of your extra tax exempt status quo trash will need a dollar tax stamp per bag or box or what ever.

For example , you have several boxes that won't fit into your JJRTB and so you set them beside your JJRTB for pick up. No biggie deal , right? Well , starting next week , you will need a one dollar trash tax stamp per box. Now , let's check our math - If you have 3 boxes of trash that won't fit into your JJRTB , then you will need 3 stamps to stick onto those 3 boxes. (1 stamp per box) In other words , those 3 boxes will cost you 3 dollar$ more than your usual , monthly "tax for trash" tax fee$. So , ass we can see here , 3 does equal 3 so our math checks out correctly.

Yes folks , the cost$ of living in Franklin continues to escalate because we are so very worth it.

Note : the title to this post , "Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Mo' " is the title to JJ's favorite song , he was known to sing ass he got more money from the local Franklinites. For some strange and unknown reason , mo' money always made JJ delusionanaly happy. JJ's favorite saying was , " Taking money from those dumb asses is better'n sex.

Franklin , Tennessee - TDOT spanked Franklin Police asses for their dishonesty in law enforcement.
This was a favorite "law enforcement" method , used by the former Jay Johnson , which Franklin Police willingly used , ass a speedy money making management tool.
It's a good bet , Mr. Kline knew all about Franklin Police being dishonest butt , he also knew that if he reported this , his ass would be on the police Shit list.
I've reported this activity earlier in this blog. Officer Bates had told me about this and it's architect , Jay Johnson , who he explained and complained about , was bringing in many new dishonorable and dishonest activities that could harm the city's reputation if the public majority got wind of it. Of course , the history books now show both Tim Taylor and Jay Johnson gone. Gee , I wonder why that took so long?
Meanwhile , Judge Don Young knew what was going on and he often threw out traffic court cases when he saw where the citation had taken place. He upset some folks because he was costing Jay Johnson money every time he did that , butt , this is another story. Let's move on , shall we -
Between the Koolaid Blog and this one , Franklin Police have been very busy indeed. They have switched their radio freqs and fired Tim Taylor while giving their "Boss Hog" , Jay Johnson the boot. This is not a coincidence.
Now to answer the BIG question. How come TDOT now tells Franklin to do right , after all of these years? And the answer is - they were'nt getting their share of the money. Yep. To break the law , all you need is money given to the right people. Ass long ass Franklin Police kept it to their streets , TDOT does'nt care , butt , get on their side of the assphalt and they will be looking for their cut.
You think I'm joking? I've been around the inside of TDOT and I know they don't do Jack unless they have too. They also look the other way when paid too. Yep , it took Mr. Kline long enough to talk about this daily routine that's been going on for years. I can talk about this because I don't pay out and I don't receive. I'm not a part of their pyramid scheme.

Franklin , Tennessee - I've mentioned these radios before and here I go again. The Ebay/Feebay prices on this thing continues to escalate. Why? I dunno. Maybe it's because Americans want one before they are all gone.
By doing my homework , I've found one ebayer buying these things and then reselling them for 3 times what it costed him. Since people can't see thru this , they think they are getting something "special" (I guess)

This radio has very good reviews. However , if you pay more than 50$ dollars , you've paid toooo much. And remember , these don't have a speaker. The radio designs were such , a speaker was not in the design , which means , get one or use headphones.

The sad deal about this radio are the wires used in making this. They are very small gauge and after 40 years , they are falling off the cheap solder points. Some wires are breaking off inside the insulator making a possible repair impossible to find.

And then you have the sellers who don't give a crap and ship this in the most horrible way , which causes more internal damage to add to 40 years of use.

If you just have to spend 100$ dollars on a radio , there are other brands a lot better than this one for the same price range. Look , understand this: the DX-160 is the poor man's short wave radio of choice.

If you do get one for 50$ dollars , good luck getting it home. I would highly recommend insurance because it's a good bet , something will break inside and it may not be noticeable in the first 24 hours. No kidding here , after 40 years , these things are showing their age , regardless of how "ridiculously great" new looking they look on the showroom floor. (go to Alexander Ford and you will get an idea of what I'm talking about here)